As the Case May Be

 I was helping my 7th grade niece catch up on some of her math assignments. "We can work on this tomorrow, too," she suggested. "I have until 11:59."

"Okay," I said, "But I have to go to school tomorrow."

"But it's asynchronous!" she said. Yeah, she knows that even though she lives in Georgia.

"Not for me," I shook my head sadly. "I have to give the SOL."

"Which one?" she asked.

"Believe it or not?" I told her, "it's 7th grade math!"