Walking the Dog
Friday, October 16, 2026
The Scoop
Thursday, October 15, 2026
Whatever it Takes
Heidi was home a little early today so that we could take Lucy to the vet. Once our dog got a [relatively] clean bill of health, I suggested going to the gym.
"But what about my baby?" Heidi asked in alarm.
"Lucy will be fine," I shrugged. "We won't be gone that long."
"No!" Heidi said. "What about my other baby?"
I thought for a minute. "Pebbles?" I asked, and she nodded. "I guess we can stop to see her on our way home."
"Fine!" Heidi replied. "But I'm only going because I get to hold the baby after."
Wednesday, October 14, 2026
A Hot Day in October
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
Friendly Adversaries
It's never fun to win at bowling when someone else is having a bad day, but that's what happened today. We were competing against one of the teams tied for first place, and their first bit of bad luck came when their best bowler called to say she couldn't make it. That means her score was "blind" or preset at her average minus 10 percent.
The team member with the second-highest average bowled 30 pins below her average in the first game and was very upset when she didn't even break 100. She felt terrible, but her teammate consoled her. "We're just here for the fellowship!"
Even so, when we got to the tenth frame in the next game, that player had a tough but not impossible split. "You can do it!" I cheered, and then, looking at the scoreboard, added, "If you do, you can break 100!"
She smiled ruefully, then took a deep breath and knocked those pins to Murgatroyd. "Thank you!" she said.
"You have to get at least 6 on your extra ball, though," I informed her.
She threw her ball down the lane and took out exactly 6, and the rest of us celebrated like it was a turkey.
"You knew just what I needed to hear!" she told me.
I winked. "Next game you'll probably bowl average. You're just building up to it."
"Wouldn't that be nice?" she sighed.
Our team ended up winning 3 of the 4 points and knocking them out of first place. She did bowl her best game in the third, though, and saved them from a sweep.
Monday, October 12, 2026
No Remorse
Occasionally, when I read about this or that local crime, my snoopy curiosity gets the best of me, and I look up the mugshots of those involved. More than a few times, I've recognized the people involved, usually former students, and that's always sad, if not entirely surprising. Sometimes, I just want to lay eyes on the people who refused to leave the restaurant, resisted arrest, spit on the police, or behaved in some other way that seems outrageous to me.
That's what I was doing this afternoon when I came across this booking photo:
Sunday, October 11, 2026
Sunday Bowlers
There was a congenial vibe when we arrived at the bowling center at 11 AM this morning. The place runs an 11-3 all-you-can-bowl special for $ 15.99, including shoes, so we arranged to meet our friend Ellen there right as they opened to make sure we got a lane.
Even though it was bucketing rain, our timing worked, and they set us up on the league side for our free practice games. We found ourselves between two older gentlemen I recognized from the Owls, the senior league that bowls at the same time as our ladies' league. One was practicing like us, and the other was pre-bowling for his Tuesday games. They were both very friendly, too, and we all cheered each other on.
Down the way, Penny, one of the center's managers, was bowling, and she was good! Which was funny to see since she's usually behind the desk when we're there, calling out the games over 200. At one point, Chuck, the bowler on our right, was four frames into a perfect game. "Oh no!" I said, pointing to Penny. "Who's going to say, Over there on lane 27, we have Chuck with a nice 300! That's good bowling! ?"
"Don't worry," he assured me. "It won't last."
He was right. But he did bowl an enviable 191.
Saturday, October 10, 2026
Not a Trick Question
Guess what Pebbles is going as for Halloween?
Pebbles Flintstone!
Guess what I replied when I saw the text with her costume?
Yabba dabba doo!
