Sunday, April 7, 2024

Jumping the Gun

The other day I was talking to my lunch buddies at work about retiring. "As much as I'm ready to let go of all the work," I said, " I could live 20 years or more." I knocked on wood. "What am I going to do all that time?"

They nodded, sympathetically. "What about Heidi?" asked one. "How much time does she have?"

"To live?" I asked, wide-eyed.

"No!" she laughed. "Until she retires!"

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