It was three o'clock this afternoon when I finally noticed that I was wearing two different shoes-- both athletic and of the same brand, but clearly unmatching. I felt lucky for two reasons. One, I haven't been anywhere today for anyone to see my feet, and two, there was no toilet paper stuck to the heel of either one.
Because?
If I can't match my shoes, then there will be a train of TP (or worse) trailing from one of them, probably sooner rather than later.
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