Monday, May 2, 2022

R is for Renewable Resources

After working in my garden last weekend, I came home and soaked the last of the beans I grew last season. Then I made a soup with them, adding the final jar of last summer's tomatoes and the end of the sweet paprika I made from the peppers that grew next to the tomatoes and beans. 

As I washed up the empty jars and put them away to use again, I had no regrets about finishing off those treasured ingredients, knowing that the next harvest is only a few months away.

Life Lesson: Be both the ant and the grasshopper.

Sunday, May 1, 2022

C is for Cause for Celebration

After a month poetry, we returned to slice of life this weekend until we transition to the May alphabiography challenge, and it was with interest that I caught up this morning with the 25 or so kids who are still in it to win it. We have a three day weekend to mark Eid-al fitr, the holiday at the end of Ramadan, and as much as I love any excuse to extend the weekend, it was genuinely cool to read the excitement that several kids had when writing about the upcoming celebration. 

Eid Mubarak!

Life Lesson: Celebrate celebration!

Saturday, April 30, 2022

As We Go

It was slow going in my garden this afternoon. Treat and I were using the lumber I bought yesterday to build some raised beds. We dug holes for the corner posts and then used my battery-powered drill to drive screws through the side rails and attach them. The angle was very challenging to get the screws started, and it was frustrating to try and make the bed true and even. 

When it was done, I looked at where we had placed and sighed. "I changed my mind," I told Treat, I think I want this one over there and the other one here. 

He took the news with good nature. 

"Maybe we can just pick this up and move it?" I suggested, and we did.

Well that changed everything! We assembled the next bed one end at a time, and then stood it on its side to add the long pieces. Then we dug trenches and carried it to the location we had prepared. It was way quicker and a lot easier. 

"I guess it's all a learning curve," I said to Treat.

"Definitely," he agreed. "I'm going to remember this for the next time I build beds."

Friday, April 29, 2022

In the Spirit

This was spirit week at school and for the first time in 29 years I participated every single day. School colors Monday was easy; I just wore one of the many shirts I've been given over the years. Tuesday was wear bright colors and sunglasses, so tie-dye was my choice of wardrobe then. Crazy sock day on Wednesday seemed a bit of a waste, but I dutifully wore a wild patterned pair beneath my jeans. Thursday was pajama day, and today was college wear.

Years ago I used to wish I could wear my pjs to school, but our principal was adamantly opposed to such a spirit day. When she retired, pajama day was instituted, but until this week? I never actually had participated. For some reason it just seemed a bit wrong, but yesterday I put my doubts aside and wore some buffalo plaid flannel sleep pants and a long sleeved T, along with my slippers. 

Dressing that way was okay, but it was a little weird to come home and change out of my pajamas and into something more comfortable.

Thursday, April 28, 2022

Not Very Close Captioning

The audio on the school-made video we were watching in homeroom was too low, so I turned on the auto-captioning to help us follow along. The production was of a panel discussion with current seventh graders answering questions that the sixth graders had submitted about next year. 

One of the topics of interest was field trips, and the student being interviewed mentioned the one and only trip they had taken this year. "We went to the Outdoor Lab," he reported in a mask-muffled voice. 

My students gasped when they read the auto-caption: We went to the after life

And when asked about one of the best things about seventh grade? "Definitely the Outdoor Lab," responded another student.

Or Definitely the altar of love, according to the auto-captions.

"I'm not sure if I want to go on that field trip," giggled one of my students.

Wednesday, April 27, 2022

GOAT

Another fun feature of the hyperbole lesson the other day was the warm up question: What's the greatest thing in the world?

Bless their hearts; my students are very earnest. When the class list was compiled, family, friends, and free time were on the top followed closely by food, music, and sleep. 

"What do you think is the greatest thing in the world?" someone asked me.

"Definitely the morning announcements," I said, laughing when she gasped. "They are soooooooo much better than love, dogs, or vacation!"

"Really?" she shook her head.

"No!" I replied. "It's hyperbole. But I do love the morning announcements!"

This morning when my homeroom kids came in the tally was still on the whiteboard. "I see there's still only one vote for the morning announcements," one of the students noted.

"And that's all there will be," I told him. "We're done with that question.

"Don't feel bad," he continued. "There's only one vote for world peace, too."


Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Freestyle

Today was my last day as Professor Marshmallow, but with a lesson on rhyming coming up tomorrow? 

Ima be DJ Marshymarshmallow next.

Word.