Wednesday, November 17, 2021

Kid Stuff

Recently I have taken to calling my students “Kid” as a casual alternative to using their given names. It is friendlier to the gender sensitive than Dude! or Girl! and for the most part they tolerate it, I think, especially since I keep my tone light and friendly. 

 “Kid!” I said today to a chatty young man, “get your assignment done! 

 “I will, Grandma,” he answered cheekily. 

“Grandma!” I said, shaking my head at this guy who borrows sporting equipment from me every day at lunch. 

He laughed, unabashed. 

“I guess you can forget about using Grandma’s football tomorrow,” I threatened. 

His eyes widened. “Sorry miss,” he apologized. 

Now that’s more like it!

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