As the wedding celebration entered its 27th hour a bottle of blue wine with sparkles on the bar caught one of the party-goer's eye. "Where did that come from?" she asked the bride. "My mom loves sparkles in everything!"
"A vineyard down the road," the hostess replied. "Do you want to try it? There should be a cork screw somewhere around here."
Truth be told, they had both had quite a bit to drink already, and the cork screw proved impossible to find.
"Maybe it's not a good idea to open it," the bride suggested. "It might just make us throw up."
The 21-year-old guest waved her hand. "I'm probably going to throw up later anyway, and the sparkles might make it a little nicer!"
But that cork screw never turned up, and besides? They were doing shots of moonshine over at the picnic table.
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