First Couple

One of the best commercials my students made this year was also a breakthrough of sorts.

The product was called the Lint-A-Way and was described as "a chargeable, fast, voice-activated and extremely powerful lint remover that cleans away any level of lint in seconds." The ad starts with an aggravated guy trying unsuccessfully to remove the lint from a pillow with a regular brush.

Next it cut to another guy who says, "Honey I have to go to work in three minutes! There's lint all over my tie!"

Then it cuts back to the first guy, still working on the pillow, who replies, "Honey, I can't! I'm trying to clean off the lint with this lint roller and it's not working!"

Yes! In a first, the commercial featured a same sex couple, played by a couple of typical sixth grade boys! And even more incredible, to me, was that not a single kid who saw the commercial even mentioned the choice. In fact? They didn't even react.

Mind.
Blown.

Oh, and I'll take one of those lint-a-ways. My wife would love it.

Leaders of Tomorrow Today

In observance of Presidents Day, I gave my students a writing prompt that asked them to consider what issues they would focus on if they were president.

I couldn't have been more impressed by the thoughtful and carefully reasoned replies they posted to our class discussion board. The two top issues were immigration reform and climate change, followed closely by gun violence, homelessness, education, and health care.

They may seem like self-involved, TikTok-obsessed Tweens, but they have a lot of heart and the brains to express their opinions in a civilized way. It gives me plenty of hope that the prevailing poison of our present political atmosphere will pass.

The View from Up There

I was hoping to catch one last glimpse of my mom's building as we took off from the MSP airport early this afternoon. The wind was from the north, and the plane took off in the right direction to allow such a view, but before we were in the sightline we banked sharply to the east. I sighed, but rather than feeling disappointed I heard a little inner voice, that sounded a lot like my mom, saying Don't look back.

And so I turned my thoughts toward home.

Unelated

Go.

through.

everything?

Check.

Pack?
Check.

Contract realtor?

Check.

Move to hotel?

Check.

Recycle computer? 

Check.

Dispose of hazardous waste?

Check.

See Mom's friends for one last drink or meal?

Check.

Cancel cable and return equipment?
Check.

Sell car?

Check.

The checklist is complete, and we are heading home tomorrow.

So why don't we feel better?

Reach

We went through every drawer and cabinet in my mom's place one more time yesterday to make sure we hadn't missed anything we wanted or needed. We sorted through pictures and papers organizing them into keep, shred, and recycle. But it wasn't as systematic as it might sound. We also wandered in and out of my mom's closets trying on familiar and unfamiliar garments, sat numbly on the couch, and Courtney and I went swimming, and Bill and I had our nails done.

It was somewhere in the middle of all that when Courtney realized she had misplaced her iPad. To further complicate the matter, the speakers on her device were recently damaged and so it was impossible to even play the lost sound alert. "I'm sure it will turn up," I told her, even though we had scoured the apartment. "If we don't find it, the packers will."

And it was resigned to that fact that we went to bed. This morning we all rose early, knowing that the crew was coming by nine. My sister, though, rose with uncharacteristic verve. "I dreamed where my iPad is!" she told us. "It's in the recycling dumpster."

"I'm ready for the mission!" I said.

"We need the step stool from Mom's closet," she said, "and a phone to FaceTime it so it will light up."

"Wow, you really have thought this through," I marveled, and it was true. She had been up in the middle of the night, but too prudent to go dumpster diving alone at that hour, so she did the next best thing: made a plan.

We both dressed Ninja-style in tights and black tops, and armed with step stool and phone headed down to the basement of the building to find. that. iPad!

And we did! It took a minimum of chucking a few cans and bottles and some of our own rejected documents, before Courtney lifted her iPad victoriously over her head. "Thank you, Mommy!" she said, and we both knew it was so.

For the Soul

What to eat on the last night you will ever spend in your mother's home?

We never even considered that question as we moved through our day: sorting, packing, and disposing of my mom's possession before the company that we hired to do the heavy lifting on that task knocks on our door tomorrow morning at nine. Then, we will pack up our things and leave them to their work, letting go of the majority of my mother's things forever.

And yet, it was impulsive hunger that prompted me to scoop the rotisserie chicken from its hot case yesterday and simply the presence of chicken broth and pasta in the pantry that had me simmering the carcass all afternoon until it became obvious that the meal we should share tonight?

Was chicken soup.

Relative Temperature

"What's the weather going to be like in Minnesota?" my friend Mary asked yesterday.

"I don't even know," I answered and pulled out my phone to check. "Some cold, some not so cold," I reported. "Tomorrow it's going to be 35."

"I think it's supposed to be cold everywhere," she told me.

"But that's the warm weather!" I said.