Sidewalk Philosopher

The ground was snowless as we walked the dogs this morning in the frigid air. But in the low spots on the sidewalks lay frosted panes of ice shattered in the places they had been stepped on. The sight reminded me of walking to school on winter days when I was a kid. Then, we raced ahead to be the one who got to stomp on the frozen sheets, reveling in the rewarding crunch as they splintered into shards of ice. Today, I wondered why it is sometimes so satisfying to break beautiful things.

Joys of Jello

We were discussing holiday menus with Heidi's mom tonight as we gathered around the table for the first meal of our Christmas visit. "Do you like Jello?" she asked as we brainstormed an easy brunch for Christmas morning.

"I'm not a big fan," I answered, "although I'm usually pleasantly surprised when I actually have it. Why?"

"I'm on a big Jello kick," she explained. "I love Jello, and found a cookbook I got for my wedding called The Joys of Jello, so I've been trying a lot of recipes from it."

"You're making Jello from a cookbook you received in 1966?" Heidi's brother asked in amusement. "What kind of things?"

"I made a delicious mold the other day for the neighbors with orange Jello, mandarin oranges, and orange sherbet," she answered. It was delicious! But I've made several other recipes, too."

I was all in. "If only you had a social media account to document your Jello journey!" I said. "I'm sure you would go viral!"

We Tried

Our friends and neighbors are finishing 2025 up with a bang. Not only are they having one of their IVF embryos implanted tomorrow, but in anticipation of their growing family, they also bought a four-bedroom house a few miles from here. Not surprisingly, their parents are super excited, a reaction intensified by the fact that they are both only children.

"You'll never believe what my parents said the other day," one of them told us. "They want to buy a king-sized adjustable bed for our guest room!"

"Awesome!" I said, considering the generosity of such an offer.

Her husband rolled his eyes. "We said no," he said.

"Those bedrooms are going to be for the kids one day," his wife added. "We told them a queen-sized bed would be fine. We already have the frame, and if they want to buy an adjustable mattress, they can," she shrugged.

"But guess what her dad said when we told them that?" her husband laughed.

"He said, 'I don't sleep in a queen bed'," the wife answered with exasperation.

Heidi and I made eye contact. Her parents were actually closer in age to us than our friends were. "It will be years before you need that bedroom for kids," I noted.

"And you know your parents are going to be a huge help when the baby is born," Heidi added.

"The older you get, a good night's sleep is not as easy to come by as you might think," I said. "And your parents are offering to pay for the whole bed."

They seemed to take what we said under consideration, but who knows? Maybe when things settle down a bit, they'll be more open.

A Friendly Recommendation

Subbing on the last day before winter break is not for the faint of heart, but I'm not faint-hearted, especially when it comes to sixth grade. That, plus a friend asked me to cover his American history class while he was recovering from wrist surgery.

His homeroom was kind of a shitshow with half the kids absent and the other half dedicated to doing anything except what they were supposed to.  And, first period was only slightly better as students "worked" to finish their posters on the Civil War. Finally, as an incentive, I offered anyone who completed their project, showed it to me, and made any changes I suggested the chance to play a game to win candy.

My gambit worked-- as a few students wrapped up the assignment and played the game, others locked in to get their chance, too. Then, about 20 minutes before the class ended, a student dropped her huge poster on the desk in front of me. "Here," she scoffed. "Can I play the game?"

I looked at the poster, which had no headings or illustrations, and advised her to add those requirements. She sighed loudly and whisked the poster away. In a minute, she was back. "Here," she repeated. "I'm done."

To my eye, the poster was unchanged. I looked up at her, but before I could speak, she said, "You said if we finish our posters, we can play the game."

"I said if you finish your poster and take my suggestions, you can play the game," I corrected her.

"I did take your suggestions," she told me. "I took them, and I threw them in the trash!"

"Oop!" I laughed, surprised by her audacious disrespect. "Good one! But you have to fix your poster if you want to play the game."

And she did.

Trolls Be Trollin

 Trump-Kennedy Center? Yuck.

We Wish You a Merry Christmas

Over the years, the number of Christmas cards we receive has dwindled. It's been our practice to hang the cards we receive in a wreath encircling the enormous mirror over our mantle, but last year we didn't even have enough to do that, so we used cute holiday clothespins to clip them to the garland we have strung across the window instead.

I completely understand the phenomenon; it's been decades since we sent our own holiday greetings. This time of year can be so hectic that some traditions fall by the wayside. Now that I'm retired, I have considered reinstating the practice, but I haven't progressed beyond the consideration phase. 

The ladies of my bowling league have an entirely different perspective, however. I was unprepared for the number of Christmas cards I received yesterday at our weekly match, and then again today at the holiday luncheon. Their greetings easily quadrupled those we already have this season, and how awesome it is that we may have to use both the mirror and the garland to display all the warm wishes that have been sent our way.

And? I definitely know how I'll be spending some of my time next Christmas!

...Until You try It

"Where are these famous Clementine cookies?" one of the teachers at our former school asked yesterday at the annual cookie exchange.

I pointed to a tin of thumbprint cookies filled with Clementine curd.

"Do you actually squeeze the Clementines?" she asked.

"Yeah, but it's not really that hard," I shrugged. "You just cut them in half and--" I gestured using the hinged citrus squeezer.

"But you made fresh-squeezed Clementine juice?" she laughed. "Really?"

"I guess I wouldn't be against buying it," I replied, "except I've never actually seen it anywhere. And you need it for the filling."

"Ridiculous!" she said and took a bite of her cookie. Her eyes widened. "But worth it!"