Monday, May 14, 2018

Like it Is

"How come you haven't taken the candle I gave you home yet?" a student asked me this afternoon about the gift he had given me for teacher appreciation week.

"I have it on my desk so I'll remember to do that," I told him. "In fact I'm going to put it in my bag right now, and then every time I use it, I'll think of you..."

He smiled.

"And I'll think That guy was so smart, but he never did his work!" I continued, looking him dead in the eye, as he sat there not working.

His eyes widened and he frowned. "Hey!"

"But you can change my memory right now!" I said, "C'mon over here and get some work done! It would be a shame to ruin that nice candle!"

Sunday, May 13, 2018

Sidekick

A rusty-feathered robin startled me more than a few times as I was weeding this morning. Whatever bugs I was turning up were so irresistible that she kept hopping within inches of me. If I could have? I would have put her to work! As it was, a whole flock of her friends took over the plot as I headed out the gate.

Bon appetit mes petits oiseaux!

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Hourly

The thought of weeding out the garden and preparing it for planting has been weighing heavily on my mind-- so much so that I have been having anxiety dreams every night. It seems like too huge a job to fit into this busy time of year. This morning, though, when I woke at 5:30 and stayed awake, I decided that I would go to the garden for an hour, no more and no less, before the day hit 90 degrees as it was expected to, and leaving plenty of time for the other things on my to-do list. And my plan worked perfectly. Between 9 and 10 I stacked all the tomato cages and stakes and filled four contractor-sized bags with weeds. I gathered all the pots and milk jugs that had blown into our plot over the winter and placed them neatly on the shelves by the shed so that their owners might claim them. Oh there's a still plenty to do, but it will be less after my hour there tomorrow morning, and I think I'll sleep soundly tonight.

Friday, May 11, 2018

Appreciate It!

The Friday of teacher appreciation week found me dancing with my students in reading class. It was a whimsical combination of Jolly Rancher Challenge and Friday morning silliness. "This is why you're my favorite teacher!" a student said.

"That's just the Macarena talking," I laughed, "but thanks!"

"No really!" he insisted, "And you're my mom's favorite teacher, too!"

Now that was some good news, because kids? Are fickle! But parents? Can make your life easier or harder, and I prefer the former!

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Pulling Out the Stops

I bought it on a whim.

Ten delicious flavors boasted the bag of Salt Water Taffy sitting by the checkout line. Why not? I thought, It might make a nice change from Jolly Ranchers.

Oh my! The taffy was a hit. Soft and chewy and just sweet enough to please any sixth grader who was able to complete my challenge today. "My mom used to make taffy for us," I told one student. "You have to pull it while its still warm to get the texture right. It was fun!"

Just a few minutes ago I found myself searching for taffy recipes online. Reading directions is important, you know, and maybe my little test prep group could use some hands on practice.

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

17,000 Hour News Cycle

Today as part of the journalism unit my students are working on I showed a video clip of a journalist known for compelling interviews being interviewed about how to do a good interview.

"Does anyone know who Katie Couric is?" I asked.

Crickets.

I guess I wasn't really surprised. It's been 12 years since she left the Today Show and seven since she vacated the anchor chair at CBS. 

It was still a good interview, though.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

A Modern Miracle

After the whole network outage situation yesterday, I decided to ask a timely question for the JoRaCha today. What was the best thing about having no WIFI? 

Their answers were revealing:

I played outside with my brother.

I read a lot more of my book than usual.

I had less homework.

I talked more with my friends.

I actually looked around the classroom yesterday-- we have a lot of books!

Nothing! It was awful! But when pressed, this student added, My phone battery actually lasted all day. It was nice not to worry about it.