Friday, May 16, 2014

Bank Error in your Favor

I literally guffawed yesterday when a colleague showed me her reimbursement check for buying some paper. Each teacher at our school is allotted $43.07 in discretionary funds per school year. Her check was made out for $43,070.00! Of course she turned it in right away (not before pointing out that it would buy a very nice car), but when I asked her what she would have done with one more zero?

That she had to think about.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

To Tell the Truth

I forgive the three eighth grade girls who came to writing club today for doing more talking than writing. They are practically founding members of the group, and their middle school days are dwindling, probably inversely to the speed in which they converse is accelerating. I had an interview activity in mind, but they just kind of used it as a spring board to chatter.

Somehow the whole meeting devolved into a few rounds of truth or dare after one of them asked the group, What's your secret best strategy for playing any game? as her interview question. They've dropped the silent 'e' from dare, though, in one of those relentless ribbings you give your friends over little things like a typo in an onscreen chat, so we played truth or dar. 

Mary took truth-- What character from a book you've read would you most like to marry?-- but she never did decide. (How about Atticus Finch?)

I took dare-- Do an aggressive chicken dance at the first teachers to walk in the door-- and the darlin' darer was kind enough to call a couple of my colleagues in from the hall so I could do it. To tell the truth? I kind of enjoyed viciously snapping the beaks of my two hands at them. 

All too soon our meeting was over, when through the window we saw a bus carrying some of their friends roll up. When they asked if they could go out to meet it, we were all too happy to give them our permission.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

In and Out

Garden? 

It's in.

Home-canned tomatoes?

We're out.

Hopefully?

We'll get a few more quarts this year.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Collective

We had an all school assembly first thing yesterday when the band, orchestra, and chorus performed their annual spring concert. Monday morning found the students bleary and subdued, which might just be the optimal middle school audience mode. 

There was only a low buzz as we waited for the program to begin, and from my vantage point, stage right in the second tier standing against the wall, I could see all 800 of us-- students past and present, colleagues new and old-- for the moment all in one place, and my heart swelled just a bit to be part of such a thing.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Seedfolk

As part of a school-wide activity centered around the wonderful garden we have and the novel Seedfolks by Paul Fleischman, my homeroom planted their own little "crops" a few weeks ago. In tiny 1 x 1 starter cells, each student had the choice of corn, beans, pumpkins, tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, or sunflowers. I explained in advance that some plants germinate sooner than others and that we would transplant to larger pots as needed. I also told them, quite clearly, that I was planting beans because they grow the fastest, but mine was the lone bean in the plot.

I knew this from back when I, too, was in middle school. Then, for some science project or another, my mother showed us how to grow beans in a mason jar by simply wadding up a damp paper towel and sprinkling beans liberally in the folds. In a couple of weeks? We had a plant to rival any sweet potato or avocado pit skewered with toothpicks and submerged in its own jar.

This year, in my classroom, the sunflowers poked their spring green sprouts up in just a couple of days, but they were soon followed by the pumpkins. "Be patient," I advised the other students, "your seeds will grow." The cucumbers and corn were next, but my bean was not far behind.

By the time the tomatoes made their appearance, the early sprouters needed larger pots. The pepper farmers were getting a little discouraged, so I brought in my warming mat to encourage their seeds to join the party. Fortunately they have, and so our springfest can begin in earnest.

The other students are just as fascinated by our plants as we are. They wander over to the window in spare moments to check on them. "What is that huge one?!?" someone demanded today.

"It's a bean," I told him.

"It's the best one!" he said. "Who planted it?"

"Me," I answered, and perhaps there was just a trace of self-satisfaction in my tone, because he raised his eye brows at me suspiciously.

"Don't the other ones get any fertilizer?" he asked.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

10 (Middle-aged) Woman-hours Later...

The garden is in for the season!










Saturday, May 10, 2014

We Should All Be So Unlucky

We were discussing food and cooking at lunch the other day, and I mentioned my recent trip to the high-end grocery in our area. "It was sooooooo frustrating," I whined. "They didn't have anything I wanted!"

My lunch buddies were surprised. "Like what?" they wondered.

I felt a little sheepish as I answered. "Well, okay, this is definitely a first world problem... but there was absolutely no arugula!"

My friends gasped in mock horror.

"AND, I think they are discontinuing my favorite kind of kimchi!" I continued. "Plus, they were out of the IPA I like," I laughed as I finished. "Fortunately I was able to score some awesome mango-habanero cheddar."