In general, I appreciate the compact nature of our home. Sure, storage is at a premium, but we have come up with some clever workarounds in the decades we have lived here. Even so, this morning my patience was definitely tried.
The inciting event was completely my fault. I stepped into the kitchen to make some sourdough pastry and thought I'd make myself a second cup of coffee first. Fetching the jar from the cupboard, I unscrewed the lid, and when I reached for the scoop, I swept the entire jar off the counter and onto the floor. Fortunately, it hit the mat and the glass didn't break. Unfortunately, all the beans scattered across the floor.
I went to the closet to get the broom and dustpan, but I had to move the leaf-blower out of the way. Then I had to drag the mats from the kitchen into the dining room to sweep. I couldn't get all the beans from the corners, and the tile could use a good mopping, so I went back into the closet and moved the dog food bin aside to get the vacuum and Swiffer.
As I was mopping, I knocked the shoe moulding from the base of one of the cabinets, and the bottom kick plate came loose as well. Both had been attached with a nail gun, and the brads were bent, so reusing them was out of the question; however, I did retrieve a hammer from the tool drawer to try. Next, I went through the hardware tin to see if there was anything I could use instead, but as I struggled on my knees, I discovered that the best nail I could find was a little too big to hammer in because of the tight space it was in, between the stove and the refrigerator.
I decided to try the electric staple gun instead, thinking that perhaps the longest of the staples would go through the plate. But I couldn't find either a cheater or an extension cord that would take a three-prong appliance. Having emptied the tool drawer and placed its contents all over the dining room table, I went to look under the bathroom sink. There, I removed all sorts of cleaning supplies, first aid supplies, extra tissue boxes, paper towels, and toilet paper, as well as clean hand towels, a steam cleaner, and some spray paint, before finding the cheater I knew was in there, somewhere.
Back in the kitchen, the staple gun, finally plugged in, turned out not to be the right tool for the job after all, so I searched the picture-hanging hardware assortment and selected two brass nails. After a bit of cussing and banging, the kick plate was back in place with the shoe moulding wedged firmly beneath it. I wound up the extension cord and put away the staple gun (with the cheater in place) and went into the dining room to put away all the tools in their drawer. Then it was back into the bathroom to reorganize the assortment on the floor into the cabinet below the sink.
I still need to put the broom, vacuum, and Swiffer back into the closet and replace the dog food, and I never did get that coffee, let alone make the pastry dough.