"They should have called the police on you!" one of my students cried after reading my mini-memoir today.
"Really?" I asked. "How do you think that would have gone?"
He laughed. "Not too well," he admitted.
"But I can just imagine it," I said.
Nine-one-one, What's your emergency?
Our babysitter is messing up the house and threatening to tell our parents we made the mess!
Were you following her directions?