SOLSC Day 15

Dear Cory Annita, Ina Eldridge, Cecile Sharice, Florine Cheryll, Amina Luvenia, Donetta Ryann, Melba Caryn, Alisia Estela, Yanira Lovella, Glayds Karine, Tatum Linette, Fredricka Rene, Bev Willia, Susie Wava, Anjanette Cordie, Deb Neta, Chantel Shala, Verdell Janetta, Glinda Pearly, Cassidy Camilla, Tarra Willow, Karlyn Bok, Chassidy Cassie, Agnus Beverly, Josie Brandon, Lawanna Agustina, Jennie Vanna, Georgetta Fatima, Rashida Samella, Margo Elma, Corey Dallas, Teena Nikita, Antonia Denise, Alesia Karie, Kittie Lucina, Adelle Glayds, Isis Mikki, Dorie Joanie, Francie Alayna, Hellen Jaquelyn, Juliette Hyun, Bari Erminia, Luci Lahoma, Casandra Laureen, and Elsy Larissa,

Ladies, please! I must request that you stop e-mailing me. I'm sorry, but I just think that 115 messages in one week is over-zealous. Thank you so much for your concern, but at this time, I don't really need cheap pills online, replica watches, cialis or viagra, and while I could certainly stand to drop a few pounds, I think I should probably do so on my own. I'm afraid I'm going to have to delete your messages without reading them.

I do love your names, though, ladies, and I hope you won't mind if someday you find yourself on the scrap of a draft of some unpublished short story or novel, especially you, Kittie Lucina, or perhaps, you, Corey Dallas. I suppose it might be considered one of the hazards of making your living on the internet, but don't worry, it's not your identity I'm after, just your memorable monikers. Until then, Luci Lahoma, Cassie Camilla, Amina Luvenia, and all the rest of you, please take care and delete me from your address books.